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okay thank you for clarifying what the fuck dude
Today I learned that people in Florida invented this thing where you shit and piss in a bottle and then put a balloon on the top to collect the methane gas as it all ferments and then you get high on the methane gas and I was not in the least bit surprised
Just to rub it in all of your faces I will be there THIS WHOLE WEEKEND HA HAAAAA
But to answer your question wow I cannot tell you what the weather will be like in 4 months, I can’t even tell you what the weather will be like in 4 minutes
LOL FLORIDA REALLY
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
i live like 20 minutes from port st. john and that place is AWFUL
dont forget your blinkers when doing your 3 point turn and parking. those are the only things i forgot doing it lol. its suuuuuper simple, just dont stress about it and you’ll do fine!
as seen on our about page, we live in merritt island, orlando, and clearwater
it’s raining and i’m pretty sure someone is setting fireworks off in my neighborhood what a time to be alive