Fucking Florida
I saw Stephen King driving around with headphones on so you know it's probably his fault

I have a feeling a lot of illegal things people do are his fault

so the ybor shoe licker was arrested the other day...

FREE MA HOMIE DA SHOE LICKER MAYNE

this article is from 2004, looks like we know where the dog who shot that one guy last year came from.

I just saw on the news that a friend/classmate of the little girl who died in the daycare crash drew a picture of the two of them together to hang up at the girl's memorial, I'm going to cry
Anonymous

stop it oh my god that’s too cute and too sad

Just a heads up to any female employees that work at the Volusia Mall in Daytona. There is a guy stalking female store employees trying to take pictures up their skirts. The only description I've heard is that he's an average looking black guy. But just be safe if you notice any guy following you around, particularly if they keep their cell out the entire time.
Anonymous

oh shit that’s creepy hey ladies of Daytona!

Was that an offer from the anon? Because people in florida get lonely too.
Anonymous

EXCUSE ME this blog is g rated get your dirty thoughts outta here

fuck everyone in Florida including you.
Anonymous

Seen somewhere between Daytona and Jacksonville

Seen somewhere between Daytona and Jacksonville

Sometimes I wonder what our customers are doing when they aren’t buying from us.

Sometimes I wonder what our customers are doing when they aren’t buying from us.

Hello yes I work at publix and I can say right now that there are still snowbirds hobbling around, refusing to return to their ice holes.
Anonymous

i can say the same for the supermarket that i work at they just won’t leave

Oh ok then I totally get why so many superb florida drivers have earbuds in then

Oh ok then I totally get why so many superb florida drivers have earbuds in then

So I'm home watching my little brother and we hear this thud on the back porch. Sounds like someone's climbed to the second floor and jumped over the railing. We wait a few minutes, hear nothing and look out the window to see a freaking massive catfish just chilling on the porch like there's no better place to be. We live three blocks from the gulf, so I'm assuming a bird caught it and dropped it.

when i was in eighth grade we were outside for gym one day and one of the teachers told me and my friends to go pick something up in the middle of the soccer field and when we got closer to it we realized it was a HUGE DEAD FUCKING FISH i should probably also mention this was also within my first year of living here and i really had no idea what to think about that.

I keep seeing people driving with headphones on lately.. What the actual fuck. Is that even legal? Or safe? One guy almost hit me and I don't think he heard me when I beeped at him because he kept coming into my lane so I had to slam on the breaks. I live in broward county. -.- ugh Florida please stop.

i can’t say i know if it’s illegal or not but it’s not safe at all WHO STARTED THIS TREND GET OUT OF HERE

Spotted in Orlando

Spotted in Orlando

WHY THA FUCK IS CULVERS TAKING OVER EVERY STREET CORNER IN NAPLES?????
Anonymous

fuckingflorida:

WAIT

LIKE CULVERS THAT THEY HAVE IN WISCONSIN??

WHAT IS IT DOING IN FLORIDA???????

coming to a city near you on the WEST COAST ONLY