Fucking Florida
this guy sounds like a hot mess.

this guy sounds like a hot mess.

Anyone who has need to visit USF and doesn't have a parking permit, be careful when you pay for parking. The security guards like to give "over time" citations when you still have an hour left.
Anonymous

That’s BULLshit (I’m clever shut the fuck up)

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

flatluigi:

stormingtheivory:

So can we talk about the absolutely stunning duplicity going on here?

holy shit

I'm a Floridian who hates orange products. Is this a sin?
Anonymous

You better fuckin apologize to the oranges, they’re really quite sensitive

There's this billboard near big tree park advertising a law office but it's not just ANY law office it's like the ~action~ law office and the lawyer is like on a motorcycle busting out of a brick wall. I never get a chance to get a photo unfortunately.

There are seriously some ridiculous billboards for lawyers out there

Yep they're called End of Course exams, or EOC

See, what’d I say, way less catchier name than fcat
like what kind of cheer song dance anthem mascot thing can we have for EOC it sounds like scientology

"For the last time?" FCAT is going away??
Anonymous

Where you been man! They’re replacing it with a standardized test system that’s similar to what a lot of other states have so schools will still have testing like the fcat but it’s just coming from a different company and will probably have a less catchier name

Hello! "NASA anon" here! Hope you all are doing well. Sorry for short notice again, I've been super busy, however- Tomorrow (Monday, the 14th), SpaceX will launch their Falcon 9 rocket! It's sending their Dragon capsule to the ISS. Launch is scheduled to happen at 4:58pm. Also- A total lunar eclipse will occur early Tuesday morning! It will begin Tuesday (the 15th) at about 2am and should be best at about 3am! Take care, everyone!
Anonymous

thanks for this!! i forgot to watch the last launch because i forgot but hopefully i’ll be able to remember tomorrow. also all you lil night owls better go watch the lunar eclipse because i’m not a night owl/have to wake up at 5 am tuesday and probably won’t be able to :)

A little confused

superbearsarmy:

Today I watched 2 people in a parking lot backing up towards each other. No where actually close to each other, but I can see where the concern was coming from.  One was a family in a 1980’s dodge conversion van.  Being driven by a Vietnam Vet.  The other was a little old lady driving a early 2000 Ford something.  Well the old lady honked at the vet. There was a stand off for about 5 minutes with both cars half way in their respective parking spots and half in the middle of the lot. I noticed that there was no actual way the cars would hit each other and I told the Vet he could go.   He told me he doesn’t trust the old people drivers (not young himself), especially when he got just paid $7,000 paint job on his van.  His van was green with that looks like it was spray painted.  If he paid some one $7000 for that I have this awesome deal for him on a bridge in New York.  I smiled and said thank you for your service and walked away with a smile on my face.  I love Florida where something that probably not worth $700 to the rest of the country is worth $7,000 here.

Apparently Florida spent more money for drug testing than it saved by denying welfare benefits to those who tested positive for drugs.

james-k-pulp:

Gift idea for your significant other: 1000 oranges

Oh god its FCAT season. Shit.
Anonymous

Yup it starts tomorrow - for the last time too ayyyyyyyy

My friends house lights kept going on and off in San destin Florida and found a car wrecked like this while leaving the neighborhood.

My friends house lights kept going on and off in San destin Florida and found a car wrecked like this while leaving the neighborhood.