Fucking Florida
booty-sandwich:

sixpenceee sixpenceee sixpenceee Please reblog!! The humane society in my area will be closing, and so they must get rid of all their animals ASAP. The Pensacola, Florida Humane Society has taken in as many as possible, but (as always) they are full to capacity. These animals must be adopted very soon or they will be euthanized. I love animals and it hurts my heart to think about these animals dying. So, please, if anyone wants to adopt a pet and you live near Florida, please contact the Pensacola Humane Society!  I’ve witnessed the incredible things simply getting word around can do, so it would really help if you reblogged, sixpenceee  Thank y’all if you reblog ❤️❤️❤️

booty-sandwich:

sixpenceee sixpenceee sixpenceee
Please reblog!!
The humane society in my area will be closing, and so they must get rid of all their animals ASAP. The Pensacola, Florida Humane Society has taken in as many as possible, but (as always) they are full to capacity. These animals must be adopted very soon or they will be euthanized. I love animals and it hurts my heart to think about these animals dying. So, please, if anyone wants to adopt a pet and you live near Florida, please contact the Pensacola Humane Society!
I’ve witnessed the incredible things simply getting word around can do, so it would really help if you reblogged, sixpenceee
Thank y’all if you reblog ❤️❤️❤️

Same-sex marriage ban has been struck down in Miami-Dade county! Which makes me think that Florida is the only state where marriage equality is only allowed in certain counties. Way to fail, Florida.
Anonymous

yay florida! for once

but wtf florida

………..like always

I don't know if every publix store is doing this but the one by me just rolled out chicken and waffle tenders and holy shit they are amazing! They take the regular tenders and coat them with powdered sugar and syrup. Serious food coma
Anonymous

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

My friend lives in these apartments surrounding a lake and she told me there was a gator living in it. I didn't believe her until I finally went to her house and there it was. This huge ass creature was just lounging around the lake. Like this is her backyard and there's literally an alligator in her backyard.
Anonymous

So you must be new here

Beautiful dog in need of a forever home! Sassy is a forty-pound, fixed female, German Shepherd/Rottweiler mix. She is very loving towards people and other animals, especially babies. She LOVES babies, no matter what species (this photo is a pic with Sassy mothering two kittens we were fostering). Sassy is also high energy. She loves to run and play, loves outdoors, loves the dog park.  For anyone looking for a sweet, lovable, and active dog, Sassy is in extreme need of a good home!!
If she doesn’t get a home, she will end up being put down, and I’m going to avoid that at all costs.
We are in Brevard County, Florida. City:Titusville.
Contact me by sending an ask to Rawring-Blog or send an email to alziggylion@hotmail.com

Beautiful dog in need of a forever home!
Sassy is a forty-pound, fixed female, German Shepherd/Rottweiler mix. She is very loving towards people and other animals, especially babies. She LOVES babies, no matter what species (this photo is a pic with Sassy mothering two kittens we were fostering). Sassy is also high energy. She loves to run and play, loves outdoors, loves the dog park.
For anyone looking for a sweet, lovable, and active dog, Sassy is in extreme need of a good home!!

If she doesn’t get a home, she will end up being put down, and I’m going to avoid that at all costs.

We are in Brevard County, Florida. City:Titusville.

Contact me by sending an ask to Rawring-Blog or send an email to alziggylion@hotmail.com

Heyo! "NASA Anon" back again. Unfortunately, trying to launch on a stormy Florida summer afternoon didn't work out for Team Cape and their Delta IV rocket. They've scrubbed tonight's launch attempt, and weather depending, they'll try to launch tomorrow (Friday) afternoon at 6:55pm. Sorry to disappoint yet again, but safety of the vehicle and people is always priority number one! Take care, everyone!
Anonymous

the rain here was pretty crazy and I hope everyone was safe through it! let’s hope for some good tomorrow

my girlfriend was working at the desk of this hotel in central florida when they received a call from a guest who JUST checked in that there was a GATOR in their room. She went up like "wtf?" and it was.. a gecko. Like a 5" long gecko. And the woman was freaking out going "eww! what's it do!" and my gf's like "it crawls on stuff and eats bugs n stuff" and the dad was laughing with his son while video taping my girlfriend chase it behind the couch and emerge with it hanging from her ear lobe lol
Anonymous

THE ULTIMATE FLORIDIAN ACCESSORY: LIVE GECKO i mean ALLIGATOR EARRINGS yes such a classic pastime

one time i was at disney and there was a snake and captain hook and peter pan jumped on goofy and donald duck and they all fell down and went screaming and cinderella came over and stomped it with her high heel
Anonymous

Yes you go Cinderella show them boys what those heels are really for

No so I work at Disney and the other day a fucking giant bug flew into the castle and Captain Hook smacked it with his shoe and we thought it was dead and later it reared it's ugly head so Peter Pan went at it with shoe spray and hair spray and Prince Charming cut it's head off and for whatever reason we KEPT IT and it was still fucking twitching for HOURS after it was killed and like, we even tried crushing it and it still writhed and basically "Spider wasps" are not something to fuck with.
Anonymous

That was an amazing story

keepingupwthecanadians:

Pond hockey level: Florida

i just spotted a cockroach the size of fucking jupiter in my house send help

I found one in my bathroom and one on top of my bedroom door and we got one of them but the other ran behind my bed and let’s just say I’m sleeping in my brother’s room tonight because I fucking hate roaches :-)

are any of you going to warped tour?

elle is going to orlando and i’m trying to go as well but i dont think i’m going to be able to afford it lol

spotted in orlando. maaaaaybe a little much? 

spotted in orlando. maaaaaybe a little much? 

awesome

awesome

Hey there! "NASA Anon" here with unfortunate news. Tonight's launch of the Delta IV rocket from the Cape has been scrubbed. There seems to be a problem with a fueling/cooling system on the launch pad. Team Cape will work their hardest to fix it, and hopefully launch tomorrow (Thursday) evening at 6:59pm. At this time, weather is 30% favorable. I'll be back of anything changes!
Anonymous

that’s a bummer. :( hopefully it goes up tomorrow, thanks for the update! :*