Fucking Florida
I am not from Florida or the south east at all. Are "snowbirds" referring to birds that have flown south for the winter? Or something completely different?
Anonymous

snowbirds are people who live in florida during winter because it snows where they live and are usually old.

of all the shitty behavior of the snowbirds, the ones from new york are the shittiest.
Anonymous

after all these years of hating snowbirds, it has come to my attention that i am probably going to be one when im older. i can only hope that i wont be as annoying as an actual snowbird.

going through imgur when 

no

pls no

going through imgur when

no

pls no

In what universe is it considered not a douchebag move to park like this

Answer: nowhere

In what universe is it considered not a douchebag move to park like this

Answer: nowhere

So I just realized Flo Rida=Florida. I'm so ashamed of myself.
Anonymous

I mean it took me a while but damn you way past the times

would it also blow your mind to know that Kesha sang the backup vocals to “Right Round”??

yo dawg I herd u like cabs so we put a cab in your cab so your cab has a double cab and ur triple cab is in the double cab so more bitches can sit while you sit

yo dawg I herd u like cabs so we put a cab in your cab so your cab has a double cab and ur triple cab is in the double cab so more bitches can sit while you sit

Hi, "NASA Anon" here with Oxi-clean stain fighter!
Anonymous

this made me laugh so hard

rip billy mays

Might have laughed at how true it is

As much as I respect NASA Anon, I fear someone may ahve tried to impersonate him recently. I know he's intelligent, and surely he knows there's not another launch scheduled from Cape Canaveral until October 29th ;p So the launch featuring Monkey's with Premature Ejaculation Syndrome is nonexistent for any of the launches occurring the world over. The next launch in general takes place tomorrow night, from Russia, with the new Space Station crew.

if u impersonate nasa anon you can’t be friends with any of us 

Hello, "NASA anon" back again! The launch tomorrow will be postponed 30 minutes because there was a semen slip-up with the space monkeys (oops!) the monkeys will be neutered immediately before lift off tomorrow to prevent possible issues in orbit. Keep your eyes out for the rescheduled liftoff around 6:15 pm!
Anonymous

that’s such a florida reason to postpone a launch oh my gooood

this is from the website of a bank… I am giving this entity my money to keep safe for me…

this is from the website of a bank… I am giving this entity my money to keep safe for me…

Sorry this might be weird but I'm currently going to AVEDA beauty school in Broward county. I need a model for tomorrow at 10 am to cut hair and I am pretty good. Could you please help me spread the word that I need someone's hair to cut tomorrow? Please and thanks!

Attn shaggy-haired Broward county folks

I'm a rower and I convinced half of my boat at summer camp that you need a signed letter from Rick Scott to join Sarasota Crew. Only one other guy from Florida was with me and he was in on the joke too it was great
Anonymous

You’re awful and that’s hilarious

Lovely weather we're having today

This was sent yesterday which makes this statement sarcastic

But I’m posting it today and the weather is fucking flawless so take THAT

National Vote Registration Day!

In light of today being national vote registration day, and as someone who desires to be politically involved and aware of things going on in Florida, I figured I’d hit up Fucking Florida with some links for a lot of us who are kinda lost when it comes to this stuff, because its not like we have a lot of resources available to us, or at least we don’t know we do or where to find them.

You can head over to http://registration.elections.myflorida.com/CheckVoterStatus to check your voter status if you’re like me and couldn’t remember if you were registered/your party affiliation.

https://doe.dos.state.fl.us/voter-registration/index.shtml is also a good starter that has a lot of info on it to help us all get started or at least do research so we actually know what we’re doing when we go to vote

and, there’s always rockthevote.com, that is more tailored to our age group. 

I figured I’d submit this because I often feel like I don’t know what to do with this stuff and since we all pretty much hate this place, we should learn our shit so we can change it!!