Fucking Florida
God damnit! Haven't seen a roach in months and now it rains and I turn off my light to go to sleep and one of those big ass motherfuckers falls on my face as if from no where! Damn you Florida and your stupidly big pests!
miramoondarling:

EVERY
SINGLE
HOUR

okay
we get it
HE’S NOT BACK IN JAIL

miramoondarling:

EVERY

SINGLE

HOUR

okay

we get it

HE’S NOT BACK IN JAIL

mother fucking cannibals all up in this bitch

oh my god your URL i fucking love you

so it just fucking poured all afternoon yesterday and now all the fucking cockroaches are showing up in my house...FUCKING FLORIDA
Fuck you Florida and your power outs! its day time with out a cloud in the sky!! fgjkdlrngklhjnrklrf -sobs- i was in publix too dksjlkdg
so my water is extra rusty thanks to the rain and my hair is fucked up

shit sucks man i’m sorry 

ideasthesia:

there was just a commercial for the fake apple store in the avenues in viera on tv

okay

George Lucas made a StarWars planet after Florida; Kamino, the storm planet.

doktor-gonzo reblogged your photo: HAPPY 1st DAY OF HURRICANE SEASON!!!!!!!

Were these taken today because this is literally how it’s looked all day long.

yes

unfortunately so

has anyone ever been to/live in the villiages? about a year ago i went to visit my friend who was staying with her grandma there and just

fucking golfcarts

everywhere

and some of them were like super pimped out and i was just in awe

Apocalypse rain in Key Largo woo.
To the person who said we have the worst water, trying drinking water out of a well in New York. Florida water is awesome.
i guess
you learn something new everyday???

i guess

you learn something new everyday???

once when I was a kid I came home from somewhere and thought there was a branch on the front step but NO IT WAS A GREEN CATERPILLAR THE SIZE OF A FUCKING SNAKE.

what the fuck that’s terrifying