Fucking Florida
I just found a flamingo feather in my pool I've never felt more Floridian

THATS AWESOME

Someone zip-tied a flag to their car. Amazing.
Spotted in Fort Lauderdale

Someone zip-tied a flag to their car. Amazing.

Spotted in Fort Lauderdale

Yeah no management fires us if we say "you're welcome" because it sounds like we're reminding the customer we did something nice for them in a "rude" way. Say THAT to the gay customers that were forced away (and lbgtq+ employees that they were "forced" to hire due to legal reasons and TOTALLY NOT BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO WORK FOR YOU.) (Sorry. trans woman who doesn't get treated like the other employees around work here).

Ya I don’t understand that, they don’t want to seem rude yet they are openly unfair and prejudice against those who don’t have the same gender preference as you….seems a bit idk RUDE AS SHIT

Warning: Chick-fil-a Employees have lost their king, S. Truett Cathy (LONG LIVE THE KING). S. Truett Cathy (LONG LIVE THE KING) was the one who ran the entire restaurant operation. We are starting to slip from our consciousness, as we are on our last reserves of sanity. I can barely type this message. We are one, but now we are a one that is broken into two, into four, into 10, into THOUSANDS. Some employees have already been put down for violence. STAY AWAY. S. TRUETT CATHY. LONG LIVE THE KING.

Does this mean you guys can stop saying “my pleasure” because it’s fucking creepy

christopher-whitelaw:

spoopy mingos


Oh yes

christopher-whitelaw:

spoopy mingos

Oh yes

I SAW 4 LOVEBUGS TODAY SEND HELP. THE TIME IS UPON US.
Anonymous

i saw a couple today too

and it sucks bc this is my first love bug season with a car lol

sweetenedwithsplenda:

wvoyh:

kidlightnings:

bettablogging:

the-critic-burnt:

nanuen:

If you woke up tomorrow, and your internet looked like this, what would you do? 

Imagine all your favorite websites taking forever to load, while you get annoying notifications from your ISP suggesting you switch to one of their approved “Fast Lane” sites.

Think about what we would lose: all the weird, alternative, interesting, and enlightening stuff that makes the Internet so much cooler than mainstream Cable TV. What if the only news sites you could reliably connect to were the ones that had deals with companies like Comcast and Verizon?

On September 10th, just a few days before the FCC’s comment deadline, public interest organizations are issuing an open, international call for websites and internet users to unite for an “Internet Slowdown” to show the world what the web would be like if Team Cable gets their way and trashes net neutrality. Net neutrality is hard to explain, so our hope is that this action will help SHOW the world what’s really at stake if we lose the open Internet.

If you’ve got a website, blog or tumblr, get the code to join the #InternetSlowdown here: https://battleforthenet.com/sept10th

Everyone else, here’s a quick list of things you can do to help spread the word about the slowdown: http://tumblr.fightforthefuture.org/post/96020972118/be-a-part-of-the-great-internet-slowdown  

 

wHY DOES THIS HAVE SO FEW NOTES

I’m sure you’ve all seen what’s up with Tumblr, but this is REALLY serious, guys.

4 real tho

This is important. Please take part in it. Please.

Sites like tumblr, where people can freely discuss societal and political issues would suffer tremendously. I swear sending a message to FCC is so important for everyone in the United States, where the Internet is the only true outlet for this kind of stuff.

Florida has great poon
Anonymous

No
What is this


And also, Florida is shaped like a dick so not even TRUE

So is Florida the best state you've fucked so far?
Anonymous

Florida’s my one and only tru love bae so I wouldn’t know about those other ho states

why is no one talking about the bodies in the caloosahatchee. or the dead body in the road off of cochran in Charlotte county
Anonymous

Legit news story link or it didn’t happen

Love bug anon. They were on me I didn't kill them out of cruelty they wouldn't get off.
Anonymous

I accept that as a valid reason you may carry on

Hi. I hate Florida. I live here. I am a victim of the unholy mosquito plague. Just kidding. Sorta. But really tho. I have scars on my arms and legs from mosquito bites. I cannot wait for it to get cold.

We all have at least a couple scars from bug bites amirite
shout out to not listening to your parents when they told you to stop scratching and you just screamed BUT ITS ITCHY

I killed 4 lovebug pairs today I'm proud of myself
Anonymous

Yo don’t kill bugs unless they’re encroaching on your personal space and you can’t move em outside


Sorry I have a personal attachment to love bugs, I once kept one for a middle school science project and had to freeze her so I could mount her in a shadow box and she rose from the dead, it was a bit traumatizing