Fucking Florida
Fuck that, the best feeling is when you go to the deli and see no one else is in line for subs, so you can walk right up.


I'm actually kinda sad they cancelled csi miami :(

Me too man it was easily the most entertaining and plus they killed justin bieber so there’s that major plus too

one of the best feelings in life is when you’re at publix and nobody is in the frozen isle so you can run down it and turn on all the freezer lights

i dont understand why florida is considered ~*not southern*~ half of this state is extremely republican uneducated rednecks and the other half is extremely republican uneducated rich white people and none of them are nice. thats pretty southern to me. also, if you want to raise kids or teenagers anywhere in florida except like the really nice areas of miami please consider the following: dont

what makes you say the second part of this ask lol

I finished FCAT in like 15 minutes and then slept for like an hour and I'm pretty sure my proctor thinks I cheated but reading is just so fucking easy???

the first and only time i ever slept in school was in high school during fcats 

those naps were honestly amazing naps

FCAT is online this year and it sucks

that sounds awful




My Russian professor said that the grocery stores in Russia are better than the stores in America and everyone immediately started defending Publix.

This is how you know you’re in a classroom full of Floridians.





The criminalization of the homeless.

A backpack. Spare clothes. A notebook. Some keepsake photos. Crackers.

Though they may not have a home in which to secure their stuff, homeless people still have possessions like everyone else.

Yet the city of Ft. Lauderdale, Florida is on the cusp of passing a new regulation that would make it illegal for anyone to store their personal things on public property. Specifically, it would empower police to confiscate any personal possessions stored on public property, provided they have given the homeless person 24-hours notice. If the homeless people wish to retrieve their items, they must pay the city “reasonable charges for storage and removal of the items,” though that fee is waived if the person is able to demonstrate he or she cannot afford to pay. The city may dispose of any possessions not retrieved within 30 days. One of the driving factors behind the measure, according to the legislation, is the city’s “interest in aesthetics.”

Last week, the City Commission gave unanimous preliminary approval to the measure, despite overwhelming opposition from local residents who testified.

One woman, Gazol Tajalli, told Commissioners that is “insanity that we are even here discussing whether an individual can put on the ground the few objects that they own.” Another citizen, Rev. Gail Tapscott of the Unitarian Universalist Church of Ft. Lauderdale, criticized some of the Commissioners for “demoniz[ing]” the homeless.

Maria Foscarinis, Executive Director of the National Law Center on Homelessness & Poverty, chastised Ft. Lauderdale’s approach. “Maintaining city streets is a legitimate concern, but simply punishing homeless people for leaving their possessions in public places is not an effective or humane way to address it,” she told ThinkProgress. “Instead, city and business leaders should work with advocates and homeless people to develop alternative short and long term solutions, such as public storage options for homeless people and affordable housing.”

According to the Sun Sentinel, “The commission’s actions were backed by business leaders who said they were looking for some controls on a situation that scares away customers and makes visitors uncomfortable.” The commission is also considering other initiatives targeting the homeless, including stiffer penalties for urinating or defecating in public, prohibitions on panhandling at intersections or sleeping in public, and restrictions on charity groups that hand out food to the homeless.

Ft. Lauderdale is not the only city to embrace new ordinances that criminalize people for being homeless. Scores of cities, including ColumbiaPalo AltoMiamiRaleighTampa, Harrisburg, and others have enacted measures that render homeless people simply trying to survive as criminals. Other cities, like Davis, California, are taking a different approach: constructing public lockers where homeless people can safely store their possessions.

This is my hometown I’m gonna throw up

outstanding performance!!!!!!!!!!! by humans yet again!!!! crowd goes wild

You should get two medals if you had to redo your test  !!!!!!

You should get two medals if you had to redo your test  !!!!!!

Apparently the fcat servers are fucking up really bad

Well they probably want to go out….

With a bang….


I was waiting in line to pick up my pizza, and the people in front of me spent 15 minutes picking what they wanted and making racist jokes about "Mexicans" to the employee (who made them right back) I just wanted my fucking pizza, not hear white people make bad impressions of other cultures.

I think we all just want pizza or other awesome foods over racism and oppression honestly I mean I know I do.

All I see on the news in Brevard is "house break ins", "murders" and my favorite from today "woman stabs boyfriend over a cat"

I think the entire states water supply has been tampered with, because that is the only way to explain these news stories

Downtown Clearwater? More like the Kingdom of Scientology. Only reason downtown Clearwater is a ghost town is because the Scientologists own almost every building and do NOTHING with them. Smh.

But it’s not a ghost town, ya it would be a lot more uhh diverse if scientologists didn’t own and build on so many Clearwater buildings but it’s busy, just not with your typical tourists (like the swarms of people who wear uniforms and ask if you want to know more about the mind and ask you to hold cans but I digress)